After a long run of very dreary yawn premieres which were avoided like the plague in order to save precious time including the recent “Killers” which has got a whopping 1 star by the critics and thankfully did not appear on this site, here’s something to get the blood on the boil. Question that comes to mind though, is this yet another no hoper?
Jun 18 2010 Megan Fox, a cast member in the motion picture western thriller Jonah Hex attends the premiere of the film in Los Angeles on June 17, 2010. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom Megan Fox was the star of the show for the premiere of her latest film outing called Jonah Hex” which was held at the ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. This film is pretty much an all male cast with a gun toting Megan Fox who apparently wore what will become the famous corset to get her waist to an eye watering 18 inches. 
Jonah Hex Trailer
Some big names in this film including Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett and Michael Shannon. The John Malkovich name adds a bit of weight to this film as he rarely appears in anything sub standard. Megan arrived in a Giorgio Armani Privé red silk charmeuse cocktail minidress according to one of our competitors!! 
Julia Jones, a cast member in the motion picture western thriller Jonah Hex attends the premiere of the film in Los Angeles on June 17, 2010. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom
The Red Carpet Arrivals list:
Ashley Edner, Barbra Streisand, Bill Kelliher, Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds, Brody Dalle, Diane Lane, Eric Scott, Helen Mirren, James Brolin, Josh Brolin, Josh Homme, Julia Jones, Kay Panabaker, Lance Reddick, Mastodon, Megan Fox, Paul Haggis, Talulah Riley, Taylor Hackford, Troy Sanders, Wes Bentley
The Plot: Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone…and anything. Having survived death, Jonah’s violent history is steeped in myth and legend, and has left him with one foot in the natural world and one on the “other side.” His only human connection is with Lilah (Megan Fox), whose life in a brothel has left her with scars of her own. 
HOLLYWOOD – JUNE 17: Actress Talulah Riley arrives at premiere of Warner Bros. ‘Jonah Hex’ held at ArcLight Cinema’s Cinerama Dome on June 17, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) Information courtesy Wikipedia!
Some Critical Views:
The film for some dubious reason is only 70 minutes long. Why is the burning question, some clues from the critics below:
David Germain of the Associated Press calls the film “So short, and so bad, you cringe at the thought of how awful whatever ended up on the cutting-room floor must be.”
This is not a good start anything a bit more positive?
Bill Goodykoontz of the Arizona Republic, “Take the intriguing premise of a punk-rock Western based on a graphic novel, populate it with a good cast, add striking visuals and you come up with…a real mess.”
Surely it’s not that bad?
Michael O Sullivan of The Washington Post :
“the way Hex can resurrect a corpse, simply by touching it, to perform a bit of postmortem interrogation, is the film’s most original touch.
Would that he could accomplish that same miracle with the film. Like Hex himself, the movie may not exactly be dead, but it sure as heck ain’t living.”
So there you have it………….A corpse of a film, we’ve heard films being called some names…….but a corpse!!!
AND We think we’ll leave it there BUT if you are a Megan Fox fan you will still go and see it anyway and suffer this regardless just to see her in that corset and toting that gun……….there’s something sexy about gun toting women….or is it me. Box office prediction……..we hope this goes No1 to give the two fingers to the critics, the Megan Fox factor will be an awfully tempting thing to resist even if the film is “a corpse”.
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Jun 17 2010 HOLLYWOOD – JUNE 17: Actress Helen Mirren arrives at premiere of Warner Bros. ‘Jonah Hex’ held at ArcLight Cinema’s Cinerama Dome on June 17, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) 
Jun 17 2010
HOLLYWOOD – JUNE 17: Actress Kay Panabaker arrives at premiere of Warner Bros. ‘Jonah Hex’ held at ArcLight Cinema’s Cinerama Dome on June 17, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
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